Have you ever looked at a really ill person and thought “Ugh, I wish they would fake being well so I wouldn’t have to see them suffer”? … Yeah, me either but I have wished that people wouldn’t fake being sick… I mean, don’t lie… If you want to use a personal day, say you don’t feel well and go home… Don’t fake cough and fake larangitis raspy talk to me then forget for a moment when I hear you say something down the hall (oops! Guess it comes and goes)
So if I find that so annoying, do I find the complete opposite annoying? In my own way… Yes I do…. because I “fake” being well…
I “fake” it every day and I find that annoying.
Here’s the thing, if I actually told people how I really feel or “played” the part, if you will…. Who would believe it? The thing that ails me is an invisible illness… It just doesn’t look like how it feels. So, instead of looking like a “faker” I “fake” that I feel good… It’s called being positive, haha! A Positive Faker!
Are you a Positive Faker too? Would you like to be one?
Here are 10 things that I say to fool everyone:
- “Oh I just stepped wrong. I’m not really limping, I’m shaking it off.” (Instead of “Hip is on fire, I need to sit down!”)
- “I’m just a little tired because I didn’t sleep well last night” (haven’t slept well in months)
- “Do you need help with that heavy box?” (Quick, look around for someone to delegate that to! Ha!)
- “My arm only hurts because I lifted a very heavy item” (the stapler, I lifted the stapler. Remember? I delegated that box.)
- “I’m doing great! How are you today?” (Instead of “Could hardly get out of bed this morning, let’s change the subject.)
- “Sure! I’d be happy to do that for you.” (Someday… When I’m not in aching pain)
- “I should go to bed early, lots planned for tomorrow.” (Yeah, everything I couldn’t do today because I was exhausted and likely won’t be able to do it all tomorrow either.)
- “Yes I know I don’t look sick; I’m lucky.” (Because my illness is invisible! Duh!)
- “I ran a half marathon last year, lets talk about our running experiences!” (because I can now hardly walk a flight of stairs without pain and would like to remember how that ordinary muscle burn felt)
- ” I must have forgotten what you said because I was eating those delicious cookies you made for me.” (That were burnt and tasted like salt… Eww. I just really don’t remember.)
I know I’m not the only one who fights every day to hide my various Fibromyalgia symptoms from everyone. How have you mastered becoming a Positive Faker?
UPDATE!! An edited version of this post has been featured on The Mighty Site! Take a look!